// © 2013 the CatBase Authors under the WTFPL. See AUTHORS for the list of authors. package couldashouldawoulda import ( "fmt" "math/rand" "strings" "github.com/velour/catbase/bot" "github.com/velour/catbase/bot/msg" "github.com/velour/catbase/config" ) type CSWPlugin struct { Bot bot.Bot Config *config.Config } func New(bot bot.Bot) *CSWPlugin { return &CSWPlugin{ Bot: bot, } } func (p *CSWPlugin) Message(message msg.Message) bool { if !message.Command { return false } lowercase := strings.ToLower(message.Body) tokens := strings.Fields(lowercase) if len(tokens) < 3 { return false } could := tokens[0] == "could" should := tokens[0] == "should" would := tokens[0] == "would" if could || should || would { ors := strings.Count(lowercase, " or ") var responses []string if ors == 0 || could { responses = []string{"Yes.", "No.", "Maybe.", "For fucks sake, how should I know?"} } else if ors == 1 { responses = []string{"The former.", "The latter.", "Obviously the former.", "Clearly the latter.", "Can't it be both?"} } else { responses = make([]string, ors*2) for i := 0; i < ors; i++ { responses[i*2] = fmt.Sprintf("I'd say option %d.", i+1) responses[i*2+1] = "You'd be an idiot not to choose the " if i == 0 { responses[i*2+1] += " 1st" } else if i == 1 { responses[i*2+1] += " 2nd" } else if i == 2 { responses[i*2+1] += " 3rd" } else { responses[i*2+1] += fmt.Sprintf(" %dth", i+1) } } } p.Bot.SendMessage(message.Channel, responses[rand.Intn(len(responses))]) return true } return false } func (p *CSWPlugin) Help(channel string, parts []string) {} func (p *CSWPlugin) Event(kind string, message msg.Message) bool { return false } func (p *CSWPlugin) BotMessage(message msg.Message) bool { return false } func (p *CSWPlugin) RegisterWeb() *string { return nil }