diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 06b1aca..545846f 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -6,71 +6,21 @@ package main
 
 import (
 	"flag"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/gpt"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/pagecomment"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/talker"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tappd"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/topic"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins"
 	"io"
 	"math/rand"
 	"os"
 	"time"
 
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/cowboy"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/emojy"
-
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot/msg"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/connectors/discord"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/giphy"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/last"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/mayi"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/quotegame"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rest"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/roles"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/secrets"
-
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/achievements"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/aoc"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/countdown"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/goals"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/meme"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/sms"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/twitter"
-
 	"github.com/rs/zerolog"
 	"github.com/rs/zerolog/log"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot/msg"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/connectors/discord"
 
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/config"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/connectors/irc"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/connectors/slackapp"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/admin"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/babbler"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/beers"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/couldashouldawoulda"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/counter"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/dice"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/emojifyme"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/fact"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/first"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/git"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/impossible"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/inventory"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/leftpad"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/nerdepedia"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/newsbid"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/picker"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/reaction"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/remember"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/reminder"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rpgORdie"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rss"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/sisyphus"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/stock"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tell"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tldr"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/twitch"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/your"
 )
 
 var (
@@ -132,55 +82,7 @@ func main() {
 		b.GetWeb().RegisterWeb(r, path)
 	}
 
-	b.AddPlugin(admin.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(roles.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(twitch.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(pagecomment.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(secrets.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(mayi.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(giphy.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(emojifyme.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(last.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(first.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(leftpad.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(dice.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(picker.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(tappd.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(beers.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(remember.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(your.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(counter.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(goals.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(reminder.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(babbler.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(rss.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(reaction.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(inventory.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(rpgORdie.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(sisyphus.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(tell.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(couldashouldawoulda.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(nerdepedia.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(tldr.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(stock.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(newsbid.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(twitter.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(git.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(impossible.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(aoc.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(meme.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(achievements.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(sms.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(countdown.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(rest.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(quotegame.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(emojy.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(cowboy.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(topic.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(talker.New(b))
-	b.AddPlugin(fact.New(b))
-	// catches anything left, will always return true
-	b.AddPlugin(gpt.New(b))
+	plugins.Register(b)
 
 	if err := client.Serve(); err != nil {
 		log.Fatal().Err(err)
diff --git a/plugins/deadend/deadend.go b/plugins/deadend/deadend.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2524069
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugins/deadend/deadend.go
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+package deadend
+
+import (
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/config"
+	"regexp"
+)
+
+const defaultMessage = "I don't know how to respond to that. If you'd like to ask GPT, use the `gpt` command."
+
+type DeadEndPlugin struct {
+	b bot.Bot
+	c *config.Config
+}
+
+func New(b bot.Bot) *DeadEndPlugin {
+	p := &DeadEndPlugin{
+		b: b,
+		c: b.Config(),
+	}
+	b.RegisterRegexCmd(p, bot.Message, regexp.MustCompile(`.*`), p.message)
+	return p
+}
+
+func (p *DeadEndPlugin) message(r bot.Request) bool {
+	p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel,
+		p.c.Get("deadend.message", defaultMessage))
+	return true
+}
diff --git a/plugins/gpt/gpt3.go b/plugins/gpt/gpt3.go
index 1bfee23..bf34c10 100644
--- a/plugins/gpt/gpt3.go
+++ b/plugins/gpt/gpt3.go
@@ -57,11 +57,6 @@ func (p *GPTPlugin) register() {
 			HelpText: "set the ChatGPT prompt",
 			Handler:  p.setPromptMessage,
 		},
-		{
-			Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: true,
-			Regex:   regexp.MustCompile(`(?P<text>.*)`),
-			Handler: p.chatMessage,
-		},
 	}
 	p.b.RegisterTable(p, p.h)
 }
diff --git a/plugins/impossible/impossible.go b/plugins/impossible/impossible.go
deleted file mode 100644
index 9f5d161..0000000
--- a/plugins/impossible/impossible.go
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,156 +0,0 @@
-package impossible
-
-import (
-	"encoding/json"
-	"fmt"
-	"io/ioutil"
-	"math/rand"
-	"net/http"
-	"net/url"
-	"regexp"
-	"strings"
-	"time"
-
-	"github.com/rs/zerolog/log"
-
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot/msg"
-	"github.com/velour/catbase/config"
-)
-
-type Impossible struct {
-	b        bot.Bot
-	c        *config.Config
-	handlers bot.HandlerTable
-
-	title   string
-	content []string
-	updated time.Time
-}
-
-func New(b bot.Bot) *Impossible {
-	i := &Impossible{
-		b:       b,
-		c:       b.Config(),
-		title:   "",
-		content: []string{},
-		updated: getTodaysMidnight().Add(time.Hour * -24),
-	}
-
-	b.Register(i, bot.Help, i.help)
-	i.register()
-
-	return i
-}
-
-func (p *Impossible) help(c bot.Connector, kind bot.Kind, message msg.Message, args ...any) bool {
-	p.b.Send(c, bot.Message, message.Channel, "You don't need to do anything. I'll take care of it. But guess what I'm thinking.")
-	return true
-}
-
-func (p *Impossible) tryRefresh(r bot.Request) (sent bool) {
-	if p.updated.Before(time.Now()) {
-		if p.title != "" {
-			p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, fmt.Sprintf("The last impossible wikipedia article was: \"%s\"", p.title))
-			sent = true
-		}
-		for !p.refreshImpossible() {
-		}
-
-	}
-	return sent
-}
-
-func (p *Impossible) register() {
-	p.handlers = bot.HandlerTable{
-		{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: false,
-			Regex: regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)^hint|clue$`),
-			Handler: func(r bot.Request) bool {
-				if p.tryRefresh(r) {
-					return true
-				}
-				p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, p.content[rand.Intn(len(p.content))])
-				return true
-			}},
-		{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: false,
-			Regex: regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)^i friggin give up.?$`),
-			Handler: func(r bot.Request) bool {
-				if p.tryRefresh(r) {
-					return true
-				}
-				p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, fmt.Sprintf("You guessed the last impossible wikipedia article: \"%s\"", p.title))
-				for !p.refreshImpossible() {
-				}
-				return true
-			}},
-		{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: false,
-			Regex: regexp.MustCompile(`.*`),
-			Handler: func(r bot.Request) bool {
-				if p.tryRefresh(r) {
-					return true
-				}
-
-				if strings.Contains(strings.ToLower(r.Msg.Body), strings.ToLower(p.title)) {
-					p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, fmt.Sprintf("You guessed the last impossible wikipedia article: \"%s\"", p.title))
-					for !p.refreshImpossible() {
-					}
-					return true
-				}
-				return false
-			}},
-	}
-	p.b.RegisterTable(p, p.handlers)
-}
-
-func (p *Impossible) refreshImpossible() bool {
-	p.updated = getTodaysMidnight()
-	resp, err := http.Get("https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random")
-	if err != nil {
-		log.Fatal().Err(err)
-	}
-	defer resp.Body.Close()
-	body, err := ioutil.ReadAll(resp.Body)
-
-	titleRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`id="firstHeading"[^>]*(?P<Title>[^<]*)`)
-	results := titleRegex.FindStringSubmatch(string(body))
-	title := results[1][1:] //remove the leading <
-
-	if title == "" {
-		return false
-	}
-
-	p.title = title
-	p.content = []string{}
-
-	resp, err = http.Get("https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&prop=extracts&explaintext&titles=" + url.PathEscape(title))
-	if err != nil {
-		log.Fatal().Err(err)
-	}
-	defer resp.Body.Close()
-	body, err = ioutil.ReadAll(resp.Body)
-
-	var object map[string]any
-	json.Unmarshal([]byte(body), &object)
-
-	pages := object["query"].(map[string]any)["pages"].(map[string]any)
-	for _, page := range pages {
-		descriptionText := page.(map[string]any)["extract"].(string)
-		sentences := strings.Split(strings.ReplaceAll(descriptionText, "\n", " "), ". ")
-		for _, sentence := range sentences {
-			trimmed := strings.ToLower(strings.TrimSpace(sentence))
-			if len(trimmed) == 0 || strings.HasPrefix(trimmed, "==") || len(strings.Split(trimmed, " ")) < 5 {
-				continue
-			}
-
-			censored := strings.ReplaceAll(trimmed, strings.ToLower(title), "?????")
-
-			p.content = append(p.content, censored)
-		}
-	}
-	return true
-}
-
-func getTodaysMidnight() time.Time {
-	y, m, d := time.Now().Date()
-	return time.Date(y, m, d, 0, 0, 0, 0, time.Local)
-}
diff --git a/plugins/plugins.go b/plugins/plugins.go
index b6a4fd5..a8d8c26 100644
--- a/plugins/plugins.go
+++ b/plugins/plugins.go
@@ -1,3 +1,107 @@
 // © 2013 the CatBase Authors under the WTFPL. See AUTHORS for the list of authors.
 
 package plugins
+
+import (
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/achievements"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/admin"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/aoc"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/babbler"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/beers"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/couldashouldawoulda"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/countdown"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/counter"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/cowboy"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/deadend"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/dice"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/emojifyme"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/emojy"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/fact"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/first"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/giphy"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/git"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/goals"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/gpt"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/inventory"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/last"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/leftpad"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/mayi"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/meme"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/nerdepedia"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/newsbid"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/pagecomment"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/picker"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/quotegame"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/reaction"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/remember"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/reminder"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rest"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/roles"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rpgORdie"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rss"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/secrets"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/sisyphus"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/sms"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/stock"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/talker"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tappd"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tell"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/tldr"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/topic"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/twitch"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/twitter"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/your"
+)
+
+func Register(b bot.Bot) {
+	b.AddPlugin(admin.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(roles.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(twitch.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(pagecomment.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(secrets.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(mayi.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(giphy.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(emojifyme.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(last.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(first.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(leftpad.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(dice.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(picker.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(tappd.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(beers.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(remember.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(your.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(counter.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(goals.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(reminder.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(babbler.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(rss.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(reaction.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(inventory.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(rpgORdie.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(sisyphus.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(tell.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(couldashouldawoulda.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(nerdepedia.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(tldr.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(stock.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(newsbid.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(twitter.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(git.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(aoc.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(meme.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(achievements.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(sms.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(countdown.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(rest.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(quotegame.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(emojy.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(cowboy.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(topic.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(talker.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(fact.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(gpt.New(b))
+	// catches anything left, will always return true
+	b.AddPlugin(deadend.New(b))
+}