diff --git a/config.json b/config.json
index 6a6290e..fe68e80 100644
--- a/config.json
+++ b/config.json
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
 			"Real men use screen, %s.",
 			"Joins upset the hivemind's OCD, %s.",
 			"Joins upset the hivemind's CDO, %s.",
+			"%s, I WILL CUT YOU!"
 	],
 
 	"bot": {