diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index fb38297..b174c01 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ import (
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/giphy"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/gpt2"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/last"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/rest"
 
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/achievements"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/aoc"
@@ -158,6 +159,7 @@ func main() {
 	b.AddPlugin(achievements.New(b))
 	b.AddPlugin(sms.New(b))
 	b.AddPlugin(countdown.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(rest.New(b))
 	// catches anything left, will always return true
 	b.AddPlugin(fact.New(b))
 
diff --git a/plugins/rest/rest.go b/plugins/rest/rest.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c3dd04f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugins/rest/rest.go
@@ -0,0 +1,284 @@
+package rest
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"database/sql"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"errors"
+	"fmt"
+	"io/ioutil"
+	"net/http"
+	"net/url"
+	"regexp"
+	"strconv"
+	"strings"
+	"text/template"
+
+	"github.com/jmoiron/sqlx"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
+)
+
+type RestPlugin struct {
+	b  bot.Bot
+	db *sqlx.DB
+
+	handlers bot.HandlerTable
+}
+
+func New(b bot.Bot) *RestPlugin {
+	p := &RestPlugin{
+		b:        b,
+		db:       b.DB(),
+		handlers: bot.HandlerTable{},
+	}
+	p.setupDB()
+	p.register()
+	return p
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) setupDB() {
+	tx := p.db.MustBegin()
+	tx.MustExec(`
+		create table if not exists wires (
+		id integer primary key autoincrement,
+		url text not null,
+		parse_regex text not null,
+		return_field text not null
+	)`)
+	if err := tx.Commit(); err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) register() {
+	p.handlers = bot.HandlerTable{
+		bot.HandlerSpec{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: true,
+			Regex:    regexp.MustCompile("(?i)^list wires$"),
+			HelpText: "Lists all REST functions",
+			Handler:  p.listWires},
+		bot.HandlerSpec{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: true,
+			Regex:    regexp.MustCompile(`(?i)^rm wire (?P<id>\d+)$`),
+			HelpText: "Removes a wire by ID (use list to view)",
+			Handler:  p.rmWire},
+		bot.HandlerSpec{Kind: bot.Message, IsCmd: true,
+			Regex:    regexp.MustCompile("(?i)^wire `(?P<parse>[^`]+)` to (?P<url>\\S+) `(?P<returnField>[^`]+)`$"),
+			HelpText: "Registers a new REST function",
+			Handler:  p.handleWire},
+	}
+	p.b.RegisterTable(p, p.handlers)
+	wires, err := p.getWires()
+	if err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+	for _, w := range wires {
+		p.b.RegisterRegex(p, bot.Message, w.ParseRegex.Regexp, p.mkHandler(w))
+	}
+}
+
+type ScanableRegexp struct {
+	*regexp.Regexp
+}
+
+func (s *ScanableRegexp) Scan(src interface{}) error {
+	var source string
+	switch src.(type) {
+	case string:
+		source = src.(string)
+	default:
+		return errors.New("incompatible type for ScanableRegexp")
+	}
+	r, err := regexp.Compile(source)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	s.Regexp = r
+	return nil
+}
+
+type ScanableURL struct {
+	*url.URL
+}
+
+func (s *ScanableURL) Scan(src interface{}) error {
+	var source string
+	switch src.(type) {
+	case string:
+		source = src.(string)
+	default:
+		return errors.New("incompatible type for ScanableURL")
+	}
+	u, err := url.Parse(source)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	s.URL = u
+	return nil
+}
+
+type wire struct {
+	// ID
+	ID sql.NullInt64
+	// The URL to make a request to
+	URL ScanableURL
+	// The regex which will trigger this REST action
+	ParseRegex ScanableRegexp `db:"parse_regex"`
+	// The JSON field that will contain the REST return value
+	ReturnField string `db:"return_field"`
+}
+
+func (w wire) String() string {
+	msg := "Wire:"
+	msg += fmt.Sprintf("\nURL: %s", w.URL)
+	msg += fmt.Sprintf("\nParsing to trigger: `%s`", w.ParseRegex)
+	msg += fmt.Sprintf("\nReturn field: `%s`", w.ReturnField)
+	return msg
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) getWires() ([]*wire, error) {
+	wires := []*wire{}
+	err := p.db.Select(&wires, `select * from wires`)
+	return wires, err
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) deleteWire(id int64) error {
+	_, err := p.db.Exec(`delete from wires where id=?`, id)
+	return err
+}
+
+func (w *wire) Update(db *sqlx.DB) error {
+	if !w.ID.Valid {
+		return w.Save(db)
+	}
+	id, _ := w.ID.Value()
+	_, err := db.Exec(`update wires set url=?, parse_regex=?, return_field=? where id=?`,
+		w.URL.String(), w.ParseRegex.String(), w.ReturnField, id)
+	return err
+}
+
+func (w *wire) Save(db *sqlx.DB) error {
+	if w.ID.Valid {
+		return w.Update(db)
+	}
+	res, err := db.Exec(`insert into wires (url, parse_regex, return_field) values (?, ?, ?)`,
+		w.URL.String(), w.ParseRegex.String(), w.ReturnField)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	id, err := res.LastInsertId()
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	_ = w.ID.Scan(id)
+	return nil
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) listWires(r bot.Request) bool {
+	var msg string
+	wires, err := p.getWires()
+	if err != nil {
+		msg = err.Error()
+		goto SEND
+	}
+	msg = "Current wires:"
+	for _, w := range wires {
+		id, _ := w.ID.Value()
+		msg += fmt.Sprintf("\n\t%d: `%s` => %s", id, w.ParseRegex, w.URL)
+	}
+SEND:
+	p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, msg)
+	return true
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) rmWire(r bot.Request) bool {
+	id, _ := strconv.ParseInt(r.Values["id"], 10, 64)
+	err := p.deleteWire(id)
+	if err != nil {
+		p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, "Could not delete wire: "+err.Error())
+		return true
+	}
+	p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, fmt.Sprintf("Deleted wire: %d", id))
+	return true
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) handleWire(r bot.Request) bool {
+	var w wire
+	var msg string
+	var err error
+	w.ParseRegex.Regexp, err = regexp.Compile(r.Values["parse"])
+	if err != nil {
+		msg = err.Error()
+		goto SEND
+	}
+	w.URL.URL, err = url.Parse(r.Values["url"])
+	if err != nil {
+		msg = err.Error()
+		goto SEND
+	}
+	w.ReturnField = r.Values["returnField"]
+	err = w.Save(p.db)
+	if err != nil {
+		msg = err.Error()
+		goto SEND
+	}
+	p.b.RegisterRegex(p, bot.Message, w.ParseRegex.Regexp, p.mkHandler(&w))
+	msg = fmt.Sprintf("Saved %s", w)
+SEND:
+	p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, msg)
+	return true
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) mkHandler(w *wire) bot.ResponseHandler {
+	return func(r bot.Request) bool {
+		if r.Msg.User.Name == p.b.Config().GetString("nick", "") {
+			return false
+		}
+		values := bot.RegexValues{}
+		for k := range r.Values {
+			values[k] = url.QueryEscape(r.Values[k])
+		}
+		urlStr := w.URL.String()
+		parse, err := template.New(urlStr).Parse(urlStr)
+		if p.handleErr(err, r) {
+			return true
+		}
+		buf := bytes.Buffer{}
+		err = parse.Execute(&buf, values)
+		if p.handleErr(err, r) {
+			return true
+		}
+		newURL, err := url.Parse(buf.String())
+		if p.handleErr(err, r) {
+			return true
+		}
+		resp, err := http.Get(newURL.String())
+		if p.handleErr(err, r) {
+			return true
+		}
+		if resp.StatusCode < 200 || resp.StatusCode >= 300 {
+			p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, fmt.Sprintf("Got a status %d: %s from %s",
+				resp.StatusCode, resp.Status, newURL))
+		}
+		body, err := ioutil.ReadAll(resp.Body)
+		if p.handleErr(err, r) {
+			return true
+		}
+		returnValues := map[string]string{}
+		json.Unmarshal(body, &returnValues)
+		var msg string
+		if text, ok := returnValues["text"]; ok {
+			msg = strings.TrimSpace(text)
+		} else {
+			msg = fmt.Sprintf("Wire handler did not find return value (%s): %s => `%s`", newURL.String(), w.URL, w.ReturnField)
+		}
+		p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, msg)
+		return true
+	}
+}
+
+func (p *RestPlugin) handleErr(err error, r bot.Request) bool {
+	if err != nil {
+		p.b.Send(r.Conn, bot.Message, r.Msg.Channel, "Error: %s", err)
+		return true
+	}
+	return false
+}