diff --git a/config/config.go b/config/config.go
index 5a43af7..c75d72a 100644
--- a/config/config.go
+++ b/config/config.go
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ package config
 
 import (
 	"database/sql"
+	"encoding/json"
 	"fmt"
 	"os"
 	"regexp"
@@ -94,6 +95,19 @@ func (c *Config) GetString(key, fallback string) string {
 	return configValue
 }
 
+func (c *Config) GetMap(key string, fallback map[string]string) map[string]string {
+	content := c.Get(key, "")
+	if content == "" {
+		return fallback
+	}
+	vals := map[string]string{}
+	err := json.Unmarshal([]byte(content), &vals)
+	if err != nil {
+		return fallback
+	}
+	return vals
+}
+
 // GetArray returns the string slice config value for a string key
 // It will first look in the env vars for the key with ;; separated values
 // Look, I'm too lazy to do parsing to ensure that a comma is what the user meant
diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod
index 1c97c36..970f7ee 100644
--- a/go.mod
+++ b/go.mod
@@ -19,12 +19,15 @@ require (
 	github.com/chrissexton/sentiment v0.0.0-20190927141846-d69c422ba035
 	github.com/dustin/go-jsonpointer v0.0.0-20160814072949-ba0abeacc3dc // indirect
 	github.com/dustin/gojson v0.0.0-20160307161227-2e71ec9dd5ad // indirect
+	github.com/fogleman/gg v1.2.1-0.20190220221249-0403632d5b90
 	github.com/garyburd/go-oauth v0.0.0-20180319155456-bca2e7f09a17 // indirect
 	github.com/gobwas/glob v0.2.3 // indirect
 	github.com/gocolly/colly v1.2.0
 	github.com/golang/groupcache v0.0.0-20191027212112-611e8accdfc9 // indirect
 	github.com/gonum/floats v0.0.0-20181209220543-c233463c7e82 // indirect
 	github.com/gonum/internal v0.0.0-20181124074243-f884aa714029 // indirect
+	github.com/google/uuid v1.1.1
+	github.com/gorilla/mux v1.7.4
 	github.com/gorilla/websocket v1.4.1 // indirect
 	github.com/james-bowman/nlp v0.0.0-20191016091239-d9dbfaff30c6
 	github.com/james-bowman/sparse v0.0.0-20190423065201-80c6877364c7 // indirect
diff --git a/go.sum b/go.sum
index dc90243..521b1ac 100644
--- a/go.sum
+++ b/go.sum
@@ -43,6 +43,7 @@ github.com/dustin/go-jsonpointer v0.0.0-20160814072949-ba0abeacc3dc h1:tP7tkU+vI
 github.com/dustin/go-jsonpointer v0.0.0-20160814072949-ba0abeacc3dc/go.mod h1:ORH5Qp2bskd9NzSfKqAF7tKfONsEkCarTE5ESr/RVBw=
 github.com/dustin/gojson v0.0.0-20160307161227-2e71ec9dd5ad h1:Qk76DOWdOp+GlyDKBAG3Klr9cn7N+LcYc82AZ2S7+cA=
 github.com/dustin/gojson v0.0.0-20160307161227-2e71ec9dd5ad/go.mod h1:mPKfmRa823oBIgl2r20LeMSpTAteW5j7FLkc0vjmzyQ=
+github.com/fogleman/gg v1.2.1-0.20190220221249-0403632d5b90 h1:WXb3TSNmHp2vHoCroCIB1foO/yQ36swABL8aOVeDpgg=
 github.com/fogleman/gg v1.2.1-0.20190220221249-0403632d5b90/go.mod h1:R/bRT+9gY/C5z7JzPU0zXsXHKM4/ayA+zqcVNZzPa1k=
 github.com/garyburd/go-oauth v0.0.0-20180319155456-bca2e7f09a17 h1:GOfMz6cRgTJ9jWV0qAezv642OhPnKEG7gtUjJSdStHE=
 github.com/garyburd/go-oauth v0.0.0-20180319155456-bca2e7f09a17/go.mod h1:HfkOCN6fkKKaPSAeNq/er3xObxTW4VLeY6UUK895gLQ=
@@ -53,6 +54,7 @@ github.com/gobwas/glob v0.2.3 h1:A4xDbljILXROh+kObIiy5kIaPYD8e96x1tgBhUI5J+Y=
 github.com/gobwas/glob v0.2.3/go.mod h1:d3Ez4x06l9bZtSvzIay5+Yzi0fmZzPgnTbPcKjJAkT8=
 github.com/gocolly/colly v1.2.0 h1:qRz9YAn8FIH0qzgNUw+HT9UN7wm1oF9OBAilwEWpyrI=
 github.com/gocolly/colly v1.2.0/go.mod h1:Hof5T3ZswNVsOHYmba1u03W65HDWgpV5HifSuueE0EA=
+github.com/golang/freetype v0.0.0-20170609003504-e2365dfdc4a0 h1:DACJavvAHhabrF08vX0COfcOBJRhZ8lUbR+ZWIs0Y5g=
 github.com/golang/freetype v0.0.0-20170609003504-e2365dfdc4a0/go.mod h1:E/TSTwGwJL78qG/PmXZO1EjYhfJinVAhrmmHX6Z8B9k=
 github.com/golang/groupcache v0.0.0-20191027212112-611e8accdfc9 h1:uHTyIjqVhYRhLbJ8nIiOJHkEZZ+5YoOsAbD3sk82NiE=
 github.com/golang/groupcache v0.0.0-20191027212112-611e8accdfc9/go.mod h1:cIg4eruTrX1D+g88fzRXU5OdNfaM+9IcxsU14FzY7Hc=
@@ -62,6 +64,10 @@ github.com/gonum/floats v0.0.0-20181209220543-c233463c7e82 h1:EvokxLQsaaQjcWVWSV
 github.com/gonum/floats v0.0.0-20181209220543-c233463c7e82/go.mod h1:PxC8OnwL11+aosOB5+iEPoV3picfs8tUpkVd0pDo+Kg=
 github.com/gonum/internal v0.0.0-20181124074243-f884aa714029 h1:8jtTdc+Nfj9AR+0soOeia9UZSvYBvETVHZrugUowJ7M=
 github.com/gonum/internal v0.0.0-20181124074243-f884aa714029/go.mod h1:Pu4dmpkhSyOzRwuXkOgAvijx4o+4YMUJJo9OvPYMkks=
+github.com/google/uuid v1.1.1 h1:Gkbcsh/GbpXz7lPftLA3P6TYMwjCLYm83jiFQZF/3gY=
+github.com/google/uuid v1.1.1/go.mod h1:TIyPZe4MgqvfeYDBFedMoGGpEw/LqOeaOT+nhxU+yHo=
+github.com/gorilla/mux v1.7.4 h1:VuZ8uybHlWmqV03+zRzdwKL4tUnIp1MAQtp1mIFE1bc=
+github.com/gorilla/mux v1.7.4/go.mod h1:DVbg23sWSpFRCP0SfiEN6jmj59UnW/n46BH5rLB71So=
 github.com/gorilla/websocket v1.2.0 h1:VJtLvh6VQym50czpZzx07z/kw9EgAxI3x1ZB8taTMQQ=
 github.com/gorilla/websocket v1.2.0/go.mod h1:E7qHFY5m1UJ88s3WnNqhKjPHQ0heANvMoAMk2YaljkQ=
 github.com/gorilla/websocket v1.4.1 h1:q7AeDBpnBk8AogcD4DSag/Ukw/KV+YhzLj2bP5HvKCM=
@@ -127,6 +133,7 @@ golang.org/x/exp v0.0.0-20191014171548-69215a2ee97e h1:ewBcnrlKhy0GKnQ31tXkOC/G7
 golang.org/x/exp v0.0.0-20191014171548-69215a2ee97e/go.mod h1:JXzH8nQsPlswgeRAPE3MuO9GYsAcnJvJ4vnMwN/5qkY=
 golang.org/x/image v0.0.0-20180708004352-c73c2afc3b81/go.mod h1:ux5Hcp/YLpHSI86hEcLt0YII63i6oz57MZXIpbrjZUs=
 golang.org/x/image v0.0.0-20190227222117-0694c2d4d067/go.mod h1:kZ7UVZpmo3dzQBMxlp+ypCbDeSB+sBbTgSJuh5dn5js=
+golang.org/x/image v0.0.0-20190802002840-cff245a6509b h1:+qEpEAPhDZ1o0x3tHzZTQDArnOixOzGD9HUJfcg0mb4=
 golang.org/x/image v0.0.0-20190802002840-cff245a6509b/go.mod h1:FeLwcggjj3mMvU+oOTbSwawSJRM1uh48EjtB4UJZlP0=
 golang.org/x/mobile v0.0.0-20190719004257-d2bd2a29d028/go.mod h1:E/iHnbuqvinMTCcRqshq8CkpyQDoeVncDDYHnLhea+o=
 golang.org/x/mod v0.1.0/go.mod h1:0QHyrYULN0/3qlju5TqG8bIK38QM8yzMo5ekMj3DlcY=
diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 6ade223..4be3246 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ import (
 
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/achievements"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/aoc"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/meme"
 	"github.com/velour/catbase/plugins/twitter"
 
 	"github.com/rs/zerolog"
@@ -139,6 +140,7 @@ func main() {
 	b.AddPlugin(impossible.New(b))
 	b.AddPlugin(cli.New(b))
 	b.AddPlugin(aoc.New(b))
+	b.AddPlugin(meme.New(b))
 	b.AddPlugin(achievements.New(b))
 	// catches anything left, will always return true
 	b.AddPlugin(fact.New(b))
diff --git a/plugins/meme/meme.go b/plugins/meme/meme.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1e11516
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugins/meme/meme.go
@@ -0,0 +1,163 @@
+package meme
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"fmt"
+	"image"
+	"image/png"
+	"net/http"
+	"net/url"
+	"path"
+	"strings"
+
+	"github.com/fogleman/gg"
+	"github.com/google/uuid"
+	"github.com/rs/zerolog/log"
+
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/bot/msg"
+	"github.com/velour/catbase/config"
+)
+
+type MemePlugin struct {
+	bot bot.Bot
+	c   *config.Config
+
+	images map[string][]byte
+}
+
+func New(b bot.Bot) *MemePlugin {
+	mp := &MemePlugin{
+		bot:    b,
+		c:      b.Config(),
+		images: make(map[string][]byte),
+	}
+
+	b.Register(mp, bot.Message, mp.message)
+	b.Register(mp, bot.Help, mp.help)
+	mp.registerWeb(b.DefaultConnector())
+
+	return mp
+}
+
+func (p *MemePlugin) message(c bot.Connector, kind bot.Kind, message msg.Message, args ...interface{}) bool {
+	return false
+}
+
+func (p *MemePlugin) help(c bot.Connector, kind bot.Kind, message msg.Message, args ...interface{}) bool {
+	formats := p.c.GetMap("meme.memes", defaultFormats)
+	msg := "Use `/meme [format] [text]` to create a meme.\nI know the following formats:"
+	for k := range formats {
+		msg += "\n" + k
+	}
+	p.bot.Send(c, bot.Message, message.Channel, msg)
+	return true
+}
+
+func (p *MemePlugin) registerWeb(c bot.Connector) {
+	http.HandleFunc("/slash/meme", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+		r.ParseForm()
+		log.Debug().Msgf("Meme:\n%+v", r.PostForm.Get("text"))
+		channel := r.PostForm.Get("channel_id")
+		log.Debug().Msgf("channel: %s", channel)
+
+		parts := strings.SplitN(r.PostForm.Get("text"), " ", 2)
+		log.Debug().Strs("parts", parts).Msgf("Meme:\n%+v", r.PostForm.Get("text"))
+		w.WriteHeader(200)
+
+		id := p.genMeme(parts[0], parts[1])
+		baseURL := p.c.Get("BaseURL", `https://catbase.velour.ninja`)
+		u, _ := url.Parse(baseURL)
+		u.Path = path.Join(u.Path, "meme", "img", id)
+
+		log.Debug().Msgf("image is at %s", u.String())
+		p.bot.Send(c, bot.Message, channel, "", bot.ImageAttachment{
+			URL:    u.String(),
+			AltTxt: parts[1],
+		})
+		w.Write(nil)
+	})
+
+	http.HandleFunc("/meme/img/", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+		_, file := path.Split(r.URL.Path)
+		id := file
+		img := p.images[id]
+		w.Write(img)
+	})
+}
+
+func DownloadTemplate(file string) image.Image {
+	url := fmt.Sprintf("https://imgflip.com/s/meme/%s", file)
+	res, err := http.Get(url)
+	if err != nil {
+		log.Error().Msgf("%s template from %s failed because of %v", file, url, err)
+	}
+	defer res.Body.Close()
+	image, _, err := image.Decode(res.Body)
+	if err != nil {
+		log.Error().Msgf("Could not decode %s because of %v", file, err)
+	}
+	return image
+}
+
+var defaultFormats = map[string]string{
+	"fry":    "Futurama-Fry.jpg",
+	"aliens": "Ancient-Aliens.jpg",
+	"doge":   "Doge.jpg",
+	"simply": "One-Does-Not-Simply.jpg",
+	"wonka":  "Creepy-Condescending-Wonka.jpg",
+	"grumpy": "Grumpy-Cat.jpg",
+	"raptor": "Philosoraptor.jpg",
+}
+
+func (p *MemePlugin) genMeme(meme, text string) string {
+	const fontSize = 36
+
+	formats := p.c.GetMap("meme.memes", defaultFormats)
+
+	path := uuid.New().String()
+
+	imgName, ok := formats[meme]
+	if !ok {
+		imgName = meme
+	}
+	img := DownloadTemplate(imgName)
+	r := img.Bounds()
+	w := r.Dx()
+	h := r.Dy()
+
+	m := gg.NewContext(w, h)
+	m.DrawImage(img, 0, 0)
+	fontLocation := p.c.Get("meme.font", "impact.ttf")
+	err := m.LoadFontFace(fontLocation, fontSize) // problem
+	if err != nil {
+		log.Error().Err(err).Msg("could not load font")
+	}
+
+	// Apply black stroke
+	m.SetHexColor("#000")
+	strokeSize := 6
+	for dy := -strokeSize; dy <= strokeSize; dy++ {
+		for dx := -strokeSize; dx <= strokeSize; dx++ {
+			// give it rounded corners
+			if dx*dx+dy*dy >= strokeSize*strokeSize {
+				continue
+			}
+			x := float64(w/2 + dx)
+			y := float64(h - fontSize + dy)
+			m.DrawStringAnchored(text, x, y, 0.5, 0.5)
+		}
+	}
+
+	// Apply white fill
+	m.SetHexColor("#FFF")
+	m.DrawStringAnchored(text, float64(w)/2, float64(h)-fontSize, 0.5, 0.5)
+
+	i := bytes.Buffer{}
+	png.Encode(&i, m.Image())
+	p.images[path] = i.Bytes()
+
+	log.Debug().Msgf("Saved to %s\n", path)
+
+	return path
+}